skippo

An epic Youtuber who rarely uploads to his channel. His fanbase is purely his friends.

Person: "whens the next vid coming out I cannot wait!?"
Skippo: "soon it takes time"
Person: "I'm so excited"
Skippo: "Hello excited"

Minishields

Minishields is when your friend tells you something that you already seen/know of already. Minishields is something that is dumb obvious and you shall be shamed if you did not realise.

The Victim is left powerless and has to accept his embarrassing defeat.

-"What!! Pornhub premium is free on valentines day."

-"Bro thats so Minishields shut up"