Julian

He looks all innocent but behind that little bowl haircut and his dark eyebrows is a little pervert. After his 47 minutes of downtime, Julian often likes to relax and talk to his friends on FaceTime. But when the sun comes down, he goes on the prowl.

Julian: Hey babe
Lucy: Shut up
Hannah: Hey JuJu
Julian: Hey Hannah gimme ur snapchat
Lucy: no
Julian: why?
Lucy: cuz you're a perv

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Sonkey

A person who always wears boots

Omg! Did you hear that Jessica got new boots today? She's such a sonkey!

Matt

A big dude. Matt has a dick that is about as tall as mount Everest, and it has the ability to tear 8 asses in one night. This guy goes straight into the pussy because he sucks at foreplay, and he is too cheap to go and get some lube. This results in the pussy being dry, crispy, and juiceless. It just ends up feeling like a cut being split open! Making out with him feels like a small baby fish being shoved into your mouth. Matts are nice in person, but once they go online they become little pervs.

Matt: Hey bro
Lucy: Hey
Matt: I'm gonna stick it in
Lucy: Ouch

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