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Suck Bag

...a bag of sucks

A suck bag is a bag of sucks.

by Donkey-Bogner January 4, 2019

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Havett

The natural sound one makes when something is so utterly repulsive that you begin uncontrollably dry heaving. This sound can also be made by an out of shape nerd that spends most of his time watching anime and going to depression rehab who just finished playing an intense game of germ tag.

I just dookied and the smell made me go havett.

by Donkey-Bogner January 5, 2019


Pantie

This word only works if you manage the right accent. This refers to any pair of pants or underwear. The best kind of pantie does not permit your balls to cling to your thighs.

I pulled down your pantie and sucked the butthole.

by Donkey-Bogner January 6, 2019


Donkay

Most commonly used when bunny hopping up stairs, donkay is a one of a kind word that was originated by shrek, and made famous by yours truly. Combinding this word with bogner should only be used in serious situations and pissing off your father.

My father beat me after my final “donkay” on the thirteenth step.

by Donkey-Bogner January 5, 2019

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Bogner

Bogner is a rare word used by ages 15 and under in substitute for the forbidden boner. This word often refers not to sexual, and especially not homo situations, but to express intense serge of happy energy.

I popped a bogner when my dad walked in the door and yelled “Food’s here!”.

by Donkey-Bogner January 5, 2019


Bet

“Bet” is the perfect word to use in a comeback to any insult as long as you never wish to speak to the person ever again. This word does damage to a person that not even flex tape could fix. The comeback is most appropriately used when combined with the twitching of the neck and the dabbing on dem haters.

“Bet”

by Donkey-Bogner January 5, 2019

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Solid Fart

The opposite of air dookie, a solid fart is just a poop...a dookie...a back door nib despencer. The use of this term when your dookie is a liquid is absolutely frowned upon.

I shit a brick and it was the worst solid fart I’ve ever experienced.

by Donkey-Bogner January 5, 2019