hate

a girl from fells

she’s such a hater

funkephant

1. A funky elephant
2. A fat man or woman who listens to funk and thinks they are "funky"

This is not to be confused with a phunkephant, spelt with a "ph"

Tom: Hey Ed, when you wear that shirt it makes you look kind of like a funkephant.
Ed: Thats why i wear it.
Tom: Kiss me.
Ed: No

Fartoire

A repetoire or back catalogue of farts.

Tom: Hey Ed, do you wanna listen to my fartoire?
Ed: No ...
Andrea: Hey Ed, do you want to listen to MY fartoire?
Ed: Yes ...

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Darth Maul

To Darth Maul someone, is to have sex whilst clenching a red dildo in your ass, effectively you can have sex with two people. Now you may think that only men can achieve the Darth Maul, this is not true, a woman can get the same effect using a strap on and dildo.

Tom: Hey Ed, you want to go Darth Maul.
Ed: Whats that?
...A few moments later...
Ed: Yeah, lets go do that with Andrea.
Tom: Can i be Obi-wan?
Ed: No.

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