dirty kolesar

When a teacher touches you inappropriately while picking his nose and teachers pet by Melanie Martinez is paying in the background

I just recieved a dirty kolesar, now I can’t stop singing Melanie Martinez

dirty baloga

When your English teacher brings in a dead baluga whale and makes you eat it while he rubs your toes

I had a dirty baloga last Friday, my throat is still sore

dirty gillison

When you throw a wicked unpleasant shit at your sister

I gave Santana a dirty Gillison, she’s so mad at me

shlackahomie

When you shlack off your secretly gay teammate in the locker room before a big game

Hey, the game is about to start. Let’s do a shlackahomie.

dirty darion

When you’re a little bitch who brings your Nintendo switch to school

That nigga over there is a dirty Darion, he’s such a nerd

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