circus fat

When your roommate drags the woman of his dreams out of a bar at 2 AM and Ringling Bros. calls and wants her back.

My buddy Dale brought his girlfriend home and boy was she circus fat!

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lay mud

When burrito night means more to you than your girlfriend.

Hurry the hell up and open the door, I gotta lay mud!

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