Golfcan

The golf version of “trash can.” When someone is really bad at golf, they would be called a golf can. Especially people who throw tantrums.

You that guy Noah? He always throws a fit about hitting his ball in the water! He is a golfcan!

Dog induced chlamydia

Sexual intercourse with pets, including dogs, can cause this

Did you hear about Noah Riffle? Yea he licked his dogs butt and got dog induced chlamydia