Plumpkin

The act of having sexual intercourse with a fat guy during halloween (October).

Bonus points if said fat guy paints his stomach like a pumpkin.

Double Bonus points: If said sexual intercouse occurs during the viewing of "It's the Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown."

Jane: I had my first plumpkin last night...

Janet: Was he painted?
Jane: Oh yes like a Jack O'lantern!!!

Jeepitis

Meaning:
When the weather is just right for a Jeep enthusiast to call out sick from their obligations in order to have a Jeep day.

Secondary Meaning:
When a new Jeep owner becomes addicted to modifying and purchasing anything Jeep related, this also is contagious as it normally spreads throughout their family members and friends.

Bonus:
If said Jeepitis occurs on April 4th National Jeep 4X4 DAY.

Hi Bob (Boss). I have been just been diagnosed with Jeepitis (cough cough) and unfortunately will have to take the day off in order to rest.

Vegicate

To medicate yourself via any means possible (drinking, smoking, etc.) into a relaxing vegetated state.
Alternative spelling: Vegecate

Bob: What do you want to do now?

Joe: Man I just want to go home and vegicate.

Vegecate Medicate Baked Drunk Stoned