ploop

Ploop is the sound as well as the action.

Poop, and makes a sound when it hits the water, is ploop. it reflects the sound as well as what it is and what was done.

I stood high over the toilet and took a ploop.....

197👍 67👎

Punitive D

A bad motha fucka known for crushin' bitches, knockin' skulls, and droppin' lines so deep they'd make Socrates go: "Damn!"

Did you wee what happened to that fool? He stepped to Punitive D and got dropped by a gavel to the head

54👍 23👎

rosecat

A mole of little consequence or use. Someone who's perception of self is somewhat different from reality.

"You're so useless, you're as useful as the ROSECAT"

Wowguy

A way of communicating a profund thought or emotion about a person, place or thing. Generally spoken with an accent on "Guy."

"Wowguy, you need a tetnis shot to enter the Nook."

2👍 7👎

lame

A characteristic exhibited by persons who are boring, unadventerous, and prone to censoring the expresions of others.

Wow, those UrbanDictionary.com editors sure are lame, they wouldn't even post my awesome definition of uga!

904👍 771👎

mcturd

the deposit of human waste produced by eating breakfast,lunch,and dinner at McDonalds.usually on a long road trip.this is common to truckers.

"hey gus,we need to stop at the next rest area so i can drop a "McTurd".

17👍 4👎

clusterfuck

Defined as the act of violent sexual congress, in which marauding soldiers in the latter days of the Roman Empire would pillage Convents and stab Nuns several times,then each soldier would 'fuck' the wound. This gives the impression of a group of men 'clustered' around a person, hence the name.

none needed!!

6👍 74👎