cuntybum

something that is disagreeable, annoying or pisspoor. May also be used as a profanity.

Stop being so hungover, get of your arses and come down the beach you cuntybums.

Fucking bankcard wont work, cuntybum!

Its a bit cuntybum.

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pork snorkle

The physical act of fellatio.
Often used in a comical fashion.

Also commonly used semi-jokingly when it is clear that you are not going to get sex, and oral sex is probably out of the question too - however worth a shot in a comical way.

verb form - to pork snorkle,
adjective - pork snorkling,
noun - pork snorkler.

She is such a pork snorkler. Meaning, she sucks alotacock.
How about a pork snorkle?

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