snorkler

Where your eating out a female and her vagina is so wet you can't breathe.

I had to perform the snorkler on her last night.

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snorkler

A person who always sucks up and kisses the bosses butt, therefore they require snorkling gear to continue breathing.

That Gary is such a snorkler.

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Bavarian Snorkler

The act of inserting ones testicles and scrotum into a sleeping person's open mouth and laying your penis parallel with the bridge of their nose(Kind of like the nose piece on a Roman helmet)

Dave: Hey Conner! Remember that time I gave you a Bavarian Snorkler when you slept over?
Conner: What are you talking about, scrub?

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cock snorkler

A person who sucks up to the boss so much that it seems like removing the boss's cock from the person's mouth would be like depriving him from oxygen.

That cock snorkler in accounting is going to get a raise before the rest of us for sure!

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dork snorkler

Any fruitcake who likes to slurp the man-gravy.

Elton John is such a dork snorkler.

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seatle snorkler

To eat a girls pussy under water while wereing a snorkler

Last night i gave a girl a seatle snorkler

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Turkish Snorkler

The act of felching (sucking of semen from the ass) with a snorkel.

I wanted to surprise Bob for his birthday, so I gave him a Turkish Snorkler.

Scott does a mean Turkish Snorkler.

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