Donny

A Donny is the cutest man to ever walk the face of this earth. He will often eat grass and likes to moo quite often. If you find a Donny they are often swarmed by many men and women who have a large sexual attraction to him. No person has ever ran faster than a Donny, not even Usain Bolt. If you ever meet a Donny you will instantaneously fall in love and try to have sexual intercourse with him.

"Damn Donny you looking real cute today!!"