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stinky little poobags. Have you ever met a Jess and Emily before? You havenât? Well that surely is a gift from god. These people are stinky and they make slander like saying I had a dream hand thing when like Jess did too and like saying my music taste is shit and basic when they used to be BTS stannies and still listen to black pink. Shush youâre both white. If you ever meet a Jess or an Emily in your life, make sure to run the other way because they will lure you in with their duo magnetic hot girl force as theyâre always seen together and you will initially think that theyâre both conjoined twins. To Jess and Emily: youâre lucky that youâre the only two people for eachother because thatâs all youâre gonna get cause youâre *redacted*. Ilyâ¤ï¸â¤ï¸â¤ï¸
Guy 1: yo who the hell are those two they look like theyre prematurely stuck togetherâ¦but like theyâre kinda hot
Guy 2: itâs better you donât know.
Guy 1: why? Whatâs their names?
Guy 2: Jess and Emily
Guy 1: *implodes*