A town that everyone wishes they could leave as soon as possible. Yes. It does suck ass Iâm sorry for the people that love Perryton, but everyone is annoying. School sucks with the stupid school codes and Michelle Obamaâs stupid healthy jail fucked up food. Oh wait, thereâs no good restaurants or stores other than the same old stuff. And I know for sure that us students that attend school should not be charged with lunch money itâs just stupid. Suck my ass, b. Donât even get me started with the staar test like oh ma goshhhhh... thatâs where us students get depressed.
random person: how is perryton?
me: ah shit here we go again...
A test that we have to take in the state of Texas because of some motherfuckers. Takes 4 motherfuckin hours to take. We have to sit in a classroom with the most annoying people ever. Test Cheaters, popular kids, cute guys/girls, and etc. We get crackers and a water, but the teachers get a stupid buffet. THEY EAT INFRONT OF US... MY STOMACH IS KILLING ME TF BITCHES. If you donât pass hello summer school. Or if you donât go hello same year again. I know itâs stupid like me. Teachers get the report of the other countries test scores and Texas is the most stupidest state ever. Like fuck yâall for judging us go suck your ass we atleast try. We get depressed at school for the whole year because of projects and homework... more stuff. Just to get ready for the staar test with double a.
*first day of school*
me: Ah shit here we go again... da motherfuckin staar test