enormal

(adj) a description of an object which, at first, you thought was massive but turned out to be if normal size.

That pomegranate is ENORmal. My bad, I thought they were a lot smaller...

Whingery

This is an injury which doesn't actually hurt, but the recipient/victim won't stop banging on about it.

Bob: oooh, ouch! You just hit me with that tissue and bruised my hair.
John: shut up, that doesn't hurt. It's just a whingery.