Rachel

A two-faced, lying, boorish girl who cannot keep her legs closed. Do not allow a Rachel near your crush, boyfriend, fiance, or husband because she will have sex with him, or at least try to. A Rachel has no respect for others, or herself. She also cannot function without caffeine because she is a work-a-holic. A Rachel often has muscular man arms and a large nose. She loves to run so she has huge amazon thighs. She also often continues to dress like an awkward poser punk teenager even when she is well past her high school years.

If ever near a Rachel, beware, and keep your man close to you.

Did you see the man arms on that Rachel?

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