Teacher

They be the bitches working at school's teaching the students.

1.Sometimes they are mean old hags who live to see students suffer and live their lifes in pain, while they are off sucking dicks off of the preps.

2.Sometimes they be so god damn hot! You be sprung!

3.Occasionaly there is some teachers who actually let you learn.

1."Mrs. Hag, I turned in my homework."
"Bitch! Betta get outta my face!"
"But?"
"Outta my face"*snap* *snap*

2."Woah check out Mrs. Hot she's so god damn hot I just wanna eat out tonight!

3."Mr. Wang is teaching for once."
"SHUT THE F-CK UP BITCH!"

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Halle Berry

An Actress that completely has no talent whatsoever, She was in the most horrible movie of 2004 Catwoman Which just flat out sucked.

She's a spoiled stupid little chauvnistic brat who thinks she can sleep with anything or anyone. She really needs to pull the butt plug out of her ass. Rejected the role for Storm in X-men, because she wasn't getting enough airtime... What's that say? It says she need attention because she's a skank. For a better definition of her see Gutter Slut

1. To Shit on.

2. To pas gas in public.

3. An Actress who likes butt sex.

4. Another meaning for Skank.

1. Man I just took a Halle Berry on ym girlfriend.

2. "Oh my god Becky!" "What?" "That girl just Halle Berried next to me!" "That Fucking Halle Berry!"

3. Halle Berry has no talent.

4."Shut up you stupid Halle Berry hoebag!

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Bigfoot

1.A mythical creature, looks like a giant man ape. Sometimes he'll sneak into your house and eat all of your ice cream, then hell take a huge hairy ass piece of shit on your couch.

2.A monster truck which usually does nothing.

3.Another word for a britain hose.

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1.Sally:HOLY SHIT! SOMEONE TOOK A HUGE ASS SHIT ON MY FUCKING COUCH!
Bob:Oh shit bitch! I see Bigfoot outside!
Sally:Son of an ass Bitch that stupid mother f-cker must have done this...
Bob:Wow...He's hairy.
Sally:That f-cker ate all my damn ice cream as well.

2.Oh shit! Bigfoot just ran over Skippy the Clown

3.I just got done sucking off of your brother's bigfoot. It was refreshing.

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sprung

When your dick get's a hard on by looking at a girl who's so hot your imagining her getting f-cked by your big ass dick, while she has one hell of an orgasm.

1.Girl "So do you go on blind date's much?"
Guy "Damn Bitch, Your so fucking hot I just want to tap that ass so hard you won't be able to walk."
Random Guy "Oh shit! That Guy bee Sprung!"

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Oh no you didn't

1. A word used when your girlfriend just found out her best friend has been sleeping with you, and her brother, and her out of town cousin.

Usually it results in a cat fight in which she slaps the bitch and they start rolling around slapping and pulling hair. While Guys stand around watching waiting to see some panties. unfortunately most of the time their panties reveal a dark secret... Mr. Happy! Then you decided to pull your so called 'girlfriend' and chuck her out the plexiglass window.

2.See Don't go there girlfriend

1."Oh no you di'n't!" "Oh yes I did!"
"Oh really?" "Really!" "F-cking skank b-tch go suck your mother's hairy -ss. You stupid chauvnistic c-nt licker!"

2.JUST DO IT!

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roommate

1. A fat stupid pig inside an innocent looking person's body. They will pretend they like you and mean you no harm. But as soon as you turn your back or go to sleep. They will eat all your food, piss on your face, puke in your waterbottle, and shove ice cubes up your ass! When you go to college try and avoid all of these assholes.

2. Someone who pays to live in your house, and say they'll help pay rent. After you start nagging them about not paying the rent, you'll wake up the next day to find your cat stolen, as well as your family's christmas tree, your bike, and all your brand new ice cream will be eaten. All that will be left is a crappy note.

3. See: Pig, crossdresser, pervert, pedophile, and doughnut.

1."What the f-ck happened to me last night. My face is soaked with piss, there's ice cube's up my ass, and I think someone puked in my water bottle I just drank out of."
"Oh shit musta been your roommate dude.

2."That stupid dike Kim stole my f-cking cat!"

3."Look skank, your a flat out roommate!"
*Bitch Slap*
"Oh no you didn't"

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