Fake

When the Italian family on the table next to yours is quiet.

Gay Person Eating 1: Bro this isn't right. Something about this is fake.
Gay Person Eating 2: What's that?
Gay Person Eating 1: The Italian family next to us is quiet. We might be in a simulation

Non-existant

Stupid shit gaybots pump out
Such as infinite genders, when in reality there is only TWO

Gaybot: Yo it's awesome in society we have infinite genders just right for everyone!
Rational Human: No cuntboy theres only two genders. Get real, Stop believing in this Non-existant shit

Big Dick Derek

BDD or Big Dick Derek is a fellow with an enlarged penis, hence the name
Mainly Black, sometimes white. and in a few rare occurrences, Asian.

Closet gay: Yo you saw Derek in the YMCA shower the other day?
Pussy Catcher: Yeah, mans got a gigantic fucking cock
Closet gay: Agreed, mans a Big Dick Derek