Yasmine

Yasmine is the most inspiring woman you will ever meet. Her positivity is contageous and when she’s around everyone feels comfortable. She gives the best motherfucking cuddles in the world that you could’nt live without. Unfortunally she snores, but when you feel her warm body on yours you won’t even mind. Did I mention she is fucking sexy? When she looks at you you’ll probably faint. She is very lovable

Henk: Damn bro, my girlfriend snores
Amalia: but is she a Yasmine tho?
Henk: no all the good yasmine’s are taken
Amalia: damn that sucks, but stop calling me bro