Raccoon head

When a woman performs fellatio and doesn’t use enough saliva.

Damn homie my dick raw, she gave me that raccoon head!

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Kentucky Plug

When you jam your thumb into a gaping hole, whether it be tragic or erotic, to save a life.

"My buddy was in real trouble until I gave him the Kentucky Plug"

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Ringaskiddy

A town where all males, including male animals, randomly pop boners due to the Viagra content in the air.

I was over in Ringaskiddy, now my dick is as hard as a rock.

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