Milk Dragon

When you are having sex with a pregnant female, and she climaxes so hard that she squirts and lactates at the same time.

I was boning my girl so hard in her second trimester, that she turned into a total milk dragon.

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shit toaster

A receptacle in which to place your fuck waffle, promptly before fucking fucking off.

How about you put your fuck waffle in your shit toaster, and fuck off.