STATE-BEEF

STATE-BEEF is the amount of muscle a prison inmate packs on by lifting weights in the prison yard while serving out a prison sentence.

Wow! That dude was never that big before he went to prison...Now he's huge...He must have packed on 30lbs of state-beef lifting weights in the yard while he was down.

slave number

Your "slave number" is another term for your Social Security Number which is issued by your master (or owner)-The government...

COP: I need your social security number for my arrest report...
CRIMINAL: What is a social security number?
COP: Your social security number is the nine digit number that was issued to you by the Social Security Administration (government) in order for you to get your free benefits (so you don't have to work for a living)-such as your SSI, SSD, Access, Welfare, etc.
CRIMINAL: Oh...You mean my "slave number"???...That number is 123-45-6789.

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Sewer Fusion

When two guys manage to spread their ass cheeks wide enough to secure an air tight fit between their ass holes.

Flynn and Thompson worked for months in order to spread their asses wide enough to achieve sewer fusion.

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