Ligma

ligma balls, lmao

Guy 1: "Hey did you hear Ninja died of ligma?"
Guy 2: "The fuck is ligma?"
Guy 1: "Ligma fukin' bolz xd lmfao"
Guy 2: "im literally smh my damn head rn

Jake Paul Illness

It's when you get stage 420 cancer and cannot hesitate to not fuck up everyone's life. You turn into the biggest fuccboi in the history of MAN-FUCKING-KIND. Now all you can do is make a YouTube channel with 10 million subscribers. Woopsies, you lost 2,000,000, now go roast your own older-brother. You can create a team and fuck it apart. Put "England is my city" in the script. Even though there is a city called England, I'm almost 100% positive that isn't what Pyrocynica-Nick Crompton was talking about.

Fuck my life, because anything means nothing when you're a victim of the Jake Paul Illness