To fall asleep at the computer.
I fell asleep at my computer last night. I slept like a blog.
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The efficiency exhibited by the ability to burp and fart simultaneously.
Bart demonstrated his burpfartultaneousness by burping and farting simultaneously.
To be gagged and smothered by a fart.
While Brett was sleeping face up on the locker room bench, Brad sat on his face and fartled him.
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I would use ASE (American Standard English), but I would rather use SAE (Smart Ass English) in response to your dumbass remark.
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