Nigger Animal

An animal that has been covered by crude oil do to the Oil Spill in the gulf.

Oliver: Dude today sucks.

Jeff: Why?

Oliver: I was at the beach earlier and I stepped on some dumb Nigger Animal.

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Broton

When an element of the periodic table loses a proton, and the proton becomes a "Bro" and wants to chill and drink natties all day. Its charge is 420

Scientist 1: Oh man this sulfur ion just lost a proton...

Scientist 2: One of the protons must have taken a sip of a natty light.

Scientist 1: Oh no the proton became a Broton and now it's charge is 420!

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