play BrickBreaker

To take a dump.

BrickBreaker is a Java game, derived from the Atari classic Breakout, that is installed on every new BlackBerry. As every BlackBerry owner knows, BrickBreaker is the game you play when you're taking a dump, often extending the dump-taking duration by as much as half an hour.

Oh man. I ate a pound and a half of pistachios the other day. I was so constipated, I had to play BrickBreaker for an hour. I broke my all-time high score.

59👍 20👎