Alex

Tall ignorant man with no personality or sense of direction with his life. Likes cheese and is very unlucky with the ladies. Thinks bat man is really a woman and thinks he’s better than anyone else. Will never text back on time. All ways stalks the group chat

Oh look it’s an Alex in his natural habitat

Lauren

Always has to be the center of attention, man stealer. Chicken nugget stealer. Spontaneous and chill. Needs to wax.

Your friend is such a Lauren dude

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Abel

Sexiest gypsy alive , best Dick game ever. I always squirt when we fuck. I don’t like how he stretched me out a bit tho. I love him sooo much abs I wanna have his babies. He is the most perfect man in my eyes and I wanna spend every single day with and make him the happiest man alive. HE IS MY SOULMATE

Abel is my husband

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