Elijah

Wow, where do I begin? That man, there is no words to describe how hot he is.

In the middle of sex
Haley: Elijah i love you
Klaus: I'm not Elijah

17👍 3👎

Length

What wattpad users call a guys dick

Writer: "Tom inserted his length"
Me: "Just say dick!!!!"

11👍 5👎

Smut

My favorite thing to read

Mom:" I bet you watch porn"
Me:" I don't watch porn. I read it"

Teacher:" what are you reading?"
Me:"smut."

14👍 5👎

Basketball

A boring ass sport that I will never understand

Friend: "Hey, do you wanna go to a basketball game tonight?"
Me: " Bitch, basketball is boring af"

9👍 10👎

Fatto

The correct and cool way of calling someone or something fat

Weird guy bumps into popular girl
Popular girl: Eww get off of me fatto

2👍 2👎

Glitterific

Something or someone that's amazing and ✨️glittery✨️

Glittery guy was by
Girl one: Omg did you see that guy?
Girl two: Yah! He was glitterific

Tom Riddle

A hot af mf before the nose job

Me: "Tom Riddle is so hot!"
Bestie: "Isn't that Voldemort?:
Me: " Yah, but he was hot when he had a nose!"