Guyliner

Eyeliner worn by a guy. Guyliner used to be only for gays, punk rockers, or metro sexuals.

Girl 1: Did you see Ryan?!
Girl 2: He was wearing guyliner, the little weirdo.

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Fondoom

A very ironic or cliche (cheesy) death or "fatal" mistake.

Me: Did you here about Bob?
Friend: Yeah, I heard he got fired from his job.
Me: ha! He got fired for jacking ten pairs of shoes!
Friend: I guess that his secret habit became his fondoom.