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Awful Waffle

None of the below definitions have it right.

The procedure for administering an awful waffle is as follows:

1. Pin somebody to the top of a table.
2. Pull their shirt up.
3. Strike with tennis racket hard enough to leave "waffle" print on stomach*.
4. Pour syrup on their stomach*.

Notice that:
- It does not involve a tennis racket being firmly pressed anywhere.


*Other body parts where you can leave a waffle print, such as the face and ass, are also acceptable Awful Waffles, but the stomach is the traditional spot.

if you sit on Thud Mackey's brownies, an Awful Waffle will be the least of your worries.

by DoubleBastard March 2, 2009

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