UW-Stout

Wisconsin's polytechnic university, comprises nearly 9000 students from all over the world. Often looked at as the back-up school or reject campus in the UW-System, nothing could be further from the truth. With one of the best aesthetic campuses, highest job placement rates and most notorious party reputation in the state, UW-Stout kicks the shit out of every other 4-year campus beneath Madison. Oh, and one of the best men's hockey teams in the country to boot.

Often imitated on Thursday nights around the state, but never duplicated... UW-Stout.

Jackie: Hey! I got into UW-Stevens Point!

John: Really? I'm sorry!

Jackie: Why?

John: Because your going to a trashy hippie school with no decent partying where everything about it blows a dick

Jackie: Oh shit, *crying*

John: Put your app in at UW-Stout, we do it right! Believe that!

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