Lorette

A small village in Manitoba, Canada. Still exists for the sole purpose of being close enough to Winnipeg, but far enough away to not be part of the murder capital of the country.

There is almost nothing to do in the town except bike around on the streets, maybe get a slurpee from the local Petro or CO-OP, or some ice cream from Brian's Drive In. There are 4 schools in this town; three elementary (one english, one english/french immersion, and one all french) and a french/english high school. The principal and vice principal of the school are a little low on the intelligence scale.

A word of advice; don't ever, ever move to Lorette, unless you need a location that is quiet, yet close enough to the city.

Citizen of Lorette #1: "Fuck, man, I wanna go do something fun."

Citizen of Lorette #2: "We live in goddamn Lorette, and neither of us have our driver's license yet. There is nothing to do at all, nevermind anything fun!"

CoL #3: "Well, there is weed there."

CoL 1 & 2: "True, very true."

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