The underwear of a woman of 'loose values' and poor hygeine. A whores knickers. A smelly flange.
"I say Jeeves, I took Miss Kerrington home last night for a bit of 'hows your father' only to discover she was wearing tuna pants and had a very smelly minge"
On addressing a slut: "Oi, Tuna Pants!"
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The act of going down a staircase on your arse with legs stretched out straight in front of you.
"Lets go down the stairs skigalti-skagalti!"
I don't believe it! Excited exclamation of disbelief or excitement.
Interviewer: "Well Mr Jones, everything seems to be in order and we are delighted to offer you the job"
Mr Jones: "Well spank my ass and call me Sally!"
Interviewer: "......"
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