Scoopage

To Obtain something
For one to acquire something

Andrew saw something that he liked and went to get it. Andrew done a Scoopage.

Douglas was at the pool party. He saw a Strawberry Daiquiri for sale. Douglas purchased it. Douglas fulfilled a ‘Scoopage’ on the Strawberry Daiquiri.

Niarj

Meaning a fool or an idiot or taken for a fool or idiot

Tom owes Kevin money but Tom took a girl out on a date instead of paying back his friend. Tom is taking Kevin for a Niarj.

Charlie: “Corey had a good girlfriend and he cheated on her. What a Niarj”

Chris brought a girl a Christmas present and got nothing in return. Chris feels like a Niarj

“He doesn’t have a job. He just sits at home like a Niarj”