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When you masturbate while chocking yourself.
I am going home and gonna pull a David Carradine
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When you are with your buddy and have a threesome. You dont want your nuts to tuch his so your wrap your legs and nuts in suran wrap and he dose the same thing so when you both are in the girls holes your nuts dont tuch one anothers.
Yo bro lets smash that bitch together.
Ok but we have to buddy wrap first
To have sex with a pregnant girl.
Hay babe want to brush the baby's teeth
After busting a nut in your girl going down on her and sucking it out of her then spitting it into her mouth. So she dont get pregnant.
I had to pull a creamcycle so my girl wouldnt get pregnant.
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When you sit on your hand till it is numb then masterbate. It feels like someone else's hand.
Man i havent had sex in days i am going home for some numb love.
When you have sex with pregnant girl.
Hay babe want to brush the babies teeth?
When you and a buddy pull a three some with a girl but you don't want to touch each other but Still have fun with your bro. You wrap yourselves legs and balls with bubble wrap and go at her, the one that pops the most bubbles wins.
Damn bro check out that chick let's go hit her up and see if she would like to be the center of a buddy cracker