dead duck

To be a dead duck is to be doomed, similar to dead meat.

Don: If I don't bolt it before the police get here, I'll be a dead duck!

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pink crow

a very vicious, bruisy, bloody wound right under the nipple, very painful.

Oh, crap! I tried to ask that chick out, and I totally got a pink crow!!!

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dead deer

Used to describe a stag (man about to be married at a party), who gets caught in a situation in which he's truly busted.

Jack: So, Nancy saw Joe and Dana at the stag party, huh?

Dan: Yeah, Joe's so a dead deer.

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candy cane

A person who is half of European descent, and half of Native American descent. Coming from the fact that they'd be part white, part red man, like a candy cane.

Yo, candy cane!

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spin the poodle

the act of madly, wildly dancing around the room with somebody. Spin the poodle involves grabbing your partner's hands and dancing in a crazy circle around with them. Most people recieve this unwillingly.

Amy: Jake, don't come near me, I can detect a spin the poodle from miles away

crobat

a batlike pokemon, the evolved form of golbat, the bat pokemon. Crobat is purple, and has four wings. It sometimes appears to have no feet, but it's sometimes seen with feet.

In Pokemon slang, crobat is similar to "crow". It's to describe someone black.

"Crobat is an awesome pokemon! Go crobat!"

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Doberwoman

A bitch is an unpleasant girl, but a doberwoman is ten times worse! Just like a real doberman is worse than a real bitch when she's about to have puppies. Be careful, or you might get your head bitten off.

Jane: You're not just a bitch, Katie, you're a doberwoman!

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