beer sweats

An uncomfortable condition of excessive sweating the day after binge drinking. Caused by all the booze screwing up your hypothalamus, which regulates your body temperature.

Yeah, I was pretty tore up last night. Now I'm paying for it with a splitting headache and a bad case of the beer sweats.

mall trout

Any person who, when walking through a mall, travels opposite the normal flow of traffic (left side instead of the right). Derived from the peculiar mating rituals of trout in which they travel upstream to spawn.

The mall was packed yesterday, and the mall trout didn't make things any easier.