Daniel Seavey

DANIEL JAMES SEAVEY IS THE DEFINITION OF A PERFECT MAN/GIRAFFE!!! His eyes are brighter than anyone's future and his eyelashes are longer that anyones list of accomplishments.

HE IS FUCKING GORGEOUS

"If you ever need anyone to lick things for you I'm your guy ~ Daniel Seavey

Friend: hey who's that on your phone.
Me: *pulls out a chair and a microphone*
Also Me: This, is Daniel Seavey
Friend: who??
Me: let me explain

*2 hours later*

Me: still hasn't finished ranting on and on about how fucking perfect and gorgeous he is

Tom Holland

The greatest man in the universe, he's so sweet and charming, and deserves everything. He is NOT dating Zendaya, we would all know, as he can't keep a secret. He is an adorable little smol bean and quasont IS the correct way of pronouncing croissant. He is a fucking God and you would be mad to not like him.

Friend: WOAH, who's that!
Me: Tom Holland
Friends: HE'S FUCKING GORGEOUS!!!!
Me: I know, but he's mine, so back off, motherfucker!!!

*le fight*

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