lip

n. A contradiction of, or argument against what someone else has said.

v.: give lip, to contradict or argue against. See also, lip off.

That teen is always giving her Mom lip.

pavement pizza

May also refer to road kill.

The reason why buzzards have buzzard breath is that they prefer their pavement pizza warmed over on the asphalt solar griddle.

Apologetics

Groups of bigoted religious zealots whose primary goal is to label the religions of others as, cults.

I looked at some Apologetics' web sites and every one of them was calling some other religion, if not several religions, a cult. If they really were cults, the Apologetics wouldn't have had to make such crap about them.

modjuputer

In CB slanguage; (also, modjupusher): Literally, a modulator, which is a component circuit of a CB transceiver. Colloquially refers to the entire CB transceiver.

Rubber Duck, turned your modjuputer on!

SEO

Abbr. Search Engine Optimization. The legitimate optimization of web sites for listing in search engines.

Any attempt to optimize beyond legitimate means is SEO Spam.

scraping

1. A black hat SEO spam technique in which the spammer plagiarizes content from other web sites to put content that's popular with search engines on his own site, often for the purpose of selling advertising back to the ijit search engines. Also used as a Google bowling technique to get competing web sites labeled as SEO spam.

2. Fighting.

3. Beating up someone.

4. Living in poverty.

1. Google eventually wises up to each new SEO spamming technique, so scraping will eventually get you banned.

2. Evrabody be Kung Fu Scraping! (Sung just as badly as it's worded.)

3. When I get done scraping him, his mama will have to finish scraping him off the floor.

4. They were just scraping by.

suct

Californiese for Sucked really big time.

The California Aquesuct is the artery by which southern California suct northern California dry.