verb: Feeling lust for someone you met on a dating app but have yet to meet in person
Duuuude... she is totally listing for you, man. Wait till she finds out you're a catfish!
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The act of leaning or swaying to one side.
Yo diggity dawg, you are listing to the left don't fall over!
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The process of getting drunk off listerine or any other type of mouthwash containing small amounts of alcohol.
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When the government is monitoring you because of a internet post with one idea in mind, however the post was misinterpreted as something absolutely different, usually regarding crime, violence, politics or terrorism.
Blogger: "The party last Thursday was the bomb! That white house with the killer sub woofer really started a revolution. Even the President should be impressed!"
CIA agent: "Thursday, Bomb, White House, Killer, Revolution, President"
Blogger: "I'm on a list now, aren't I?"
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What you say to βlow-keyβ tell someone that someone else (or you) is on the sex offender list.
1.) βHey watch out kids, Iβm pretty sure that sketchy guy is on the list.β
2.) βIβm supposed to tell all the kids who buy my ice cream that Iβm on the list.β
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you are on that list when you have a STD
Soulja Boy's Song "That List" man i really wanted to talk this girl she so fine but then she got picked up by the clinic she must be on "that list"
Popularised by Homer Simpson, 'The List' is populated by things/people/places/etc you hate, and will experience your vengeance, in this life or the next.
All right, Econo-save, you just made the list!
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