AWI

(Accidental Wave Interception) *Pronounced: "eh-dub-eye" The embarrassing occurrence when an acquaintance waves in your general direction and you politely wave back, only to look behind you and find that the wave was not intended for you!

(extra points for vocal "hello" included...)

*from across the room*
"Hey there!"

"Oh hi! I didn't even see...you..."
*trails off as the waver walks by to the person they were seeking*

(from a friend)
"Ooo...that was some mad AWI action..."

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Team Stop

When an automobile travels far enough past the white line on the road at a stop sign that the car following doesn't have to make his own stop. Can also occur at a red light when turning right on red.

Similar to the California Roll but not really...

"Dude, you didn't stop at that stop sign!"

"Dude, don't be a retard, that guy in front of me went so far past the line I just made it a team stop."

"Right."

thumb

To "like" something on facebook. Telling someone that you like something doesn't necessairly mean that you liked it on the book, but saying "I thumbed that" doesn't need clarification.

Dude, I thumbed that last night

He obviously posted that thinking that everyone would thumb it. They didn't. What a bad athumbtion.

She thumbed everything on my wall. It was a freakin thumbderstorm!

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