Marines

I'm a marine, i made a 90 on my ASVAB. Ill bet your wife and kids that i wont be seeing war. One good thing about the Marines is that they do have brains enough to not kill of their intelligent ones.

Marines are the toughest, meanest, hardest going people on the planet. You other pussy in your ass hole branches can kiss a navy boys dick!

Army Guy: Dude ive been fucked in the ass so much its starting to look like a vagina!

Navy Guy: HOLY SHIT! It dose look like a vagina! Let me get some of that!

Air Force Guy: Sorry guys I'm going to go over here and play with my toy airplanes.

Navy Guy while fucking the Army Guy:

Fuck i wish i could get in the pants of those Marines. They look so fucking cute.

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