Doydle

A dildo or other sexual device over the length of 12 inches.

"I went through Tommy's mom's dresser last night and found a boat load of doydles!"

They have a large amount of doydles at the sex shop in town.

I bought my girlfriend a doydle for X-mas

Soft Brain

When one's brain is not the consistency of a normal brain, making it soft in uniformity.

Every since Dominic did PCP he has been quite soft brained.
The stroke left Jim with a soft brain.

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