Blandon

A nickname for boring guys called Landon

Man, Blandon is being the life of the party again. Vibes are so low right now

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Alex

An absolute tosser who nobody like because he is so far up his own arse. He doesn't have a job and probably never will. He is so ugly he makes Steve Buscemi look like a prince. His cock is so small, you need five magnifying glasses to see it. Finally, he is a little daddy's boy who doesn't have the guts to make his own mind up about anything.

Alex is such a tosser

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Loafer

A big shit

Have you seen the size of that loafer i just had? It is fucking epic.

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Kebab shop

A shop where you buy kebabs

I just bought a donor kebab from the kebab shop. Raise the roof.

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