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When surfing the internet website known as YouTube for timewasting videos.
The following is an instant message conversation:
MCsuCkA: Whats up?
jsmith: At work... InterTubing.
MCsuCkA: Nice. YouTube is the best.
jsmith: You said it Mr.
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Adjective -- See Example 1
1. Used as an insult in conjunction with the word boner
2. When a person does or says something really stupid
Noun -- See Example 2
1. A douche bag to the highest degree
2. A stupid person; A dumbass
3. Someone who doesn't bring an alcoholic beverage and you are unable to make a purchase at the time due to government laws.
--Example 1--
Lame Ass Friend: "Hey man! Did you see the O.C. last night?"
Your Response: "You're such a bonerboy. Only 14 year old girls fantasizing about the 'perfect prom' watch that garbage."
--Example 2--
You: Bonerboy over here forgot the beer. What a dillhole!
Bonerboy: I can't help it that I suck at life...
Everyone Else: You really suck Bonerboy!
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Adjective
1. Used as an insult in conjunction with the word boner
2. When a person does or says something really stupid
Noun
1. A douche bag to the highest degree
2. Someone who doesn't bring an alcoholic beverage and you are unable to make a purchase at the time due to government laws.
--Example 1--
Lame Ass Friend: "Hey man! Did you see the O.C. last night?"
Your Response: "You're such a bonerboy. Only 14 year old girls fantasizing about the 'perfect prom' watch that garbage."
--Example 2--
You: Bonerboy over here forgot the beer. What a dillhole!
Bonerboy: I can't help it that I suck at life...
Everyone Else: You really suck Bonerboy!
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1. A watery form of diarrhea that resembles peeing from the anus.
2. Taking a liquid diarrhea dump.
Vince: Uh oh I've got diarrhea... gotta find a toilet pronto!
Mike: 1st door on the left jabroni.
Vince is making a splashy mess in the toilet bowl. 10 minutes later...
Mike: Everything come out alright Vince?
Vince: Man, I think I peed from my butt.
Mike: Oh man, you had peearrhea! That can be dangerous.
Vince: Tell me about it. I made a splashy mess in there.
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1. When you get excessive diarrhea from a night of drinking Sake.
2. You already have Sake Bottom but its the act of crapping your pants due to the insufficient allotment of time to find a proper disposal area. Thus you get soggy bottom as a result of your Sake Bottom.
--Cause--
Ted: "Man these Sake's are good."
Steve: "All night baby!"
Ted and Steve commence in a high five.
--Effect--
Scene 1 (Saturday morning at the toilet)
Ted: "Man I've got Sake Bottom. Coming out like it went in."
Scene 2 (Saturday morning with no toilet)
Steve: "I better find a toilet before I get Sake Bottom. Too late!"
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1. To make phone calls while taking a poop.
Shaun thinking to himself: Man I gotta poop.
-- Shaun sits on his toilet and begins to poop
-- Shaun grabs his cell phone from his pocket and dials Rudy
Shaun: Hey Rudy, what's up?
Rudy: Am I on speaker phone? I'm hearing echos.
Shaun with tension in his voice: No.
Rudy: Damnit Shaun! Did you doodoodial me again?!?!
Shaun: You know I need you to talk me through these situations.
Rudy: I'm hanging up. Call me when you're finished.
Shaun: C'mon dude! I'll give you a courtesy flush.....
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