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The horse-size boner and extended lovemaking endurance you get after taking Ivermectin horse paste.
Or, the discrete name for Ivermectin horse paste being purchased for human consumption.
"Iverection after taking that tube of apple flavored Ivermectin horse paste."
"I took Iverection, so I'll be fine."
"Does your store carry Iverection?"
Earth-flattening ecotards that are vehemently against analog telephones, and insist that 5G cellular and internet is a human right, while having a dual income and no kids.
StarDinks believe that their internet connection is better than yours because it travels to other star systems with zero latency, and that someday they'll go to outer space to live on an imaginary mothership.
"Check out those StarDinks. They're really connected and saving the galaxy with pizza box satellites. How did we live without them?"
The meat McDonald's uses in their hamburgers. Originally a joint venture between Monstano and McDonald's Restaurant chain, using breakthrough genetic modification techniques, gonna horribly awry. Ronald McDonald was artificially insemination with his own gametes, and produced two perfectly obese male offspring whom he named "100%," and "Beef." These offspring were then genetically modified to reproduce with a gestation rate faster than that of cattle, and with a litter of approximately 35 clowns, averaging over 500lbs. Seeing the potential for return on investment, McDonald's then trademarked the phrase "100% Beef," paying homage to Ronald McDonald's first two inbred sons. Fortunately, no cattle are ever harmed by McDonald's, because their hamburgers are made with the choice meat of inbred clowns.
Let's go get some Clown Meat sandwiches at McDonald's!
McDonald's is humane and supported by PeTA, because they use choice cut Clown Meat.
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In sports, the greasy butter one feels on the sweatband of a helmet that is used by multiple people. It's a positive indicator that the helmet has never been cleaned. Helmet butter is ubiquitouslying noticed when picking up a sports helmet, is very greasy to the touch, and usually makes one grimace until they can sanitize their hand. Helmet butter is not USDA approved, even though it's viscosity is measured in calories. The FDA has started clinical trials as to helmet butter's efficient properties for being a gag-reflex inducer, and is likely to get approval.
Coachs handing out helmets to participants often say, "yuck, my finger is covered in helmet butter!"
The farts you have just before you have to poop. Most commonly known for their rich odor until your turtle head starts.
"Bummer, that shart could have been prevented if I would have realized my last fart was the foregas."