A severe state of boredom, where the victim subconsciously types every letter key twice on a standard issue QWERTY keyboard starting with M and ending with Q, following a horizontal snake-like pattern. Doctors have not yet found a consistent enough cure for the disease. It is recommended to isolate in a locked soundproof chamber, with the usual daily intake of food and water. Human interaction is strictly prohibited.
- I'm so bored, i could totally mmnnbbvvccxxzzaassddffgghhjjkkllppooiiuuyyttrreewwqq right now.
- Yo, i think you have the mmnnbbvvccxxzzaassddffgghhjjkkllppooiiuuyyttrreewwqq disease my man!
- It's spreading.
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This incredible state of boredom occurs when the user presses every single key on a standard 100% keyboard, from left to right, one row at a time. Keep in mind, this only works if prior to this boredom the NumLock key is off, otherwise the numpad will work as the secondary keys. It is also presumed that the keyboard has the large variant of Enter key, the one that spans 2 rows. Enter key presses (both the main Enter key and the one on the numpad) are not accounted for, as this website does not allow new lines.
Recent studies show that this type of boredom is not contagious, so isolation in case of infection is not needed. It is still advised to proceed with caution.
- I'm so bored I could `1234567890-=\/*-qwertyuiop789+ASDFGHJKL;'456+ZXCVBNM,./123 0.!
- Calling medical professionals now.