clam sandwich

Two vaginas are pressed togther with a thin layer of roast beef placed in bewteen! It is a thinly sliced lean roast beef pressed between two hairless clams.

Excuse me... is that a clam sandwich that you two lovely ladies are displaying? Yes, we are pushing our pussies togther and, yes, this is roast beef inbetween!

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mystery cheese

A unknown cheese-like substance that resides beneath the unwashed foreskin that has a gestation period of of 3 to 5 days. Can be spread or dipped. Synon: smegma.

Oh... this a tasty chip dip. -- "Thank you. It is mystery cheese! I made it myself!"

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