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"Hogan" on "Hogan's Heroes." He was also a sex addict who got killed by a pervy friend.
"After Hogan's Heroes, Bob Crane got his skull crushed in by a friend who videotaped him having rough sex." - Peter Griffin of the Family Guy
20π 5π
The year that the world's largest time capsule, "The Crypt of Civiliation" in Atlanta, is scheduled to be opened.
circa year 6000 --
Archeologist 1: Whoo-hoo! I just located a motherlode of info on a civilization four thousand years old.
Archeologist 2: Wait! You can't open it. It says, "Do not open till 8113." Too bad.
Archeologist 1: Darn.
15π 5π
a now obsolete adjective popular as a business buzzword among yuppies in the early eighties. It described a worker who was very smart and very fast-paced.
This meaning of "crack" was forced out by the drug, crack, in the mid-eighties. Sort of like you can't say "gay" to mean "happy" anymore.
That was a good move to hire him; he's crack.
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a guard employed by Blackwater USA and stationed in Iraq. They tend to shoot anything that moves.
"...the Blackguards and their spokesman CLAIMED to have been under attack, possibly from Iraqi police." - Justin Raimondo, antiwar.com
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a girl who is gross, but a hottie. She burps, farts, scratches her butt and when she picks her nose or ears yells, "Jackpot!"
Particularly desirable as a girlfriend as she's hot... and being gross herself, she can never be disgusted with you because she is disgusting herself.
Marry her.
You hit the jackpot, brotha! YouΓ’ΒΒve got a girlfriend who can never get on your case for being disgusting because sheΓ’ΒΒs even more disgusting. Sonny is gross and a hottie. SheΓ’ΒΒs a Grottie!
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a person who re-defines words to suit himself, rather than using words the way the dictionary defines them.
From Lewis Carroll's "Through the Looking Glass":
`When I use a word,' Humpty Dumpty said, in rather a scornful tone, `it means just what I choose it to mean -- neither more nor less.'
`The question is,' said Alice, `whether you can make words mean so many different things.'
`The question is,' said Humpty Dumpty, `which is to be master -- that's all.'
Person 1: I'm hungry.
Person 2: You don't know the meaning of "hungry" till you've been starving like the hordes in the third world.
Person 3: Bullshit! Look it up in the dictionary, Humpty Dumpty!
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1) one of the triplets who came up from hell to do Azrael's bidding in "Dogma." When they were alive, they were baby-killers. That's why they were in hell.
2) anything having to do with hell.
This sentence doesn't have "stygian" in it.
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