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When an attractive female ditches you on a date.
Oh man, last night was horrible. Julie seared me after half an hour!
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Justin: What has two arm, two legs and stays late to clean my room every Friday night?
Tony: I don't know, what?
Justin: Your Mom!
Justin: Seared bitch.
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The store that is hoping for a come back. But will not. They are too far gone. And how are they not bankrupt yet. Because they should be.
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A store that people think of as a place where they can get stuff for free. Thus, they complain like spoiled brats and try to cheat the store whenever possible, and when they are caught cheating and/or stealing, they scream and yell like 3-year-olds and treat the people working their like shit.
I broke my fridge by drilling holes in it! I want Sears to replace it, even though I have no warranty!
Asshole: What do you mean, under warranty? It's a Craftsman, they're guranteed for life!
Associate: Only hand tools are guranteed like that. Power Tools have moving parts, so they are only covered for a year. If you weren't a fucking moron, you'd have read the side of the box where it says so.
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sears- a place where no upper managment gives a crap about there fellow assioates. Thay pass you over for promotion over and over agin even know you deserve it and that could care less this is bs. thay make stupid look smart.
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